1
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Cousin�Leon:�It�all�started
with�my�dad's�dresser.

2
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Five�drawers�high,�and
the�top�drawer�was�actually

3
00:00:06,849 --> 00:00:08,851
two�drawers,

4
00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:11,954
and�one�on�the�left...

5
00:00:11,988 --> 00:00:13,856
had�it�all.

6
00:00:13,923 --> 00:00:17,827
I�rummaged�through�that�drawer
every�day,�touching�everything,

7
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little�pocket�knives,
broken�watch,

8
00:00:22,665 --> 00:00:25,701
and�a�deck�of�playing�cards
with�sexy�ladies�on�them.

9
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I�wanted�to�marry
the�three�of�clubs�so�bad.

10
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In�many�ways,

11
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I'm�still
chasing�that�top-left�drawer.

12
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It's�ruined�everything.

13
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My�name�is�Cousin�Leon,

14
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and�I'm�a�rummager.

15
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Uh...

16
00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:51,661
this�is�a�book�club�meeting.

17
00:00:54,864 --> 00:00:59,368
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby�?

18
00:00:59,402 --> 00:01:02,705
?�All�night�long�?

19
00:01:02,738 --> 00:01:06,209
Roger:�This�is�Laughingstick
in�the�Morning.

20
00:01:06,242 --> 00:01:09,212
Shack�up�season
is�on�the�horizon,

21
00:01:09,245 --> 00:01:11,380
the�fifth�season�on�the�rez.

22
00:01:11,414 --> 00:01:14,984
And�like�desperate
squirrels�gathering�nuts,

23
00:01:15,017 --> 00:01:16,652
people�are�rushing�around,

24
00:01:16,686 --> 00:01:19,589
trying�to�hook�up�ahead
of�the�long,�cold�winter.

25
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Speaking�of�hook-ups,

26
00:01:22,391 --> 00:01:25,495
Rose�and�Stephen�Harper
are�getting�married�soon,

27
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and�Paul�will�be�the�best�man.

28
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Will�he�ever�find
someone�to�shack�up�with?

29
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-�Ronny:�Fok!
-�Roger:�Who�knows?

30
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Pants�is�all�fucked�up!

31
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?�I�can't�believe�?

32
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?�My�fucking�eyes�?

33
00:01:41,444 --> 00:01:45,047
?�I�wanna�shack�up�with�you
(Fuckin'�love�you)�?

34
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Stupid�BMX,

35
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the�pants�got�caught�in�the
gears�doing�power�slides.

36
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Believe�it�or�not,�the�same
thing�used�to�happen�to�me.

37
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Here.

38
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You're�Chief�Jo's�bro,�huh?

39
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Barely�recognize
you�in�that�tie.

40
00:02:00,062 --> 00:02:02,098
-�What�the�fuck�is�this�shit?
-�I�can�help.

41
00:02:04,967 --> 00:02:06,302
Oh,�have�at�'er.

42
00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:12,775
You�like�mac�and�cheese?

43
00:02:12,808 --> 00:02:16,245
With...�cut�up�wieners?

44
00:02:16,279 --> 00:02:17,613
Is�there�any�other�way?

45
00:02:17,647 --> 00:02:19,549
Not�that�I�know�of.

46
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I�gotta�go.
I've�got�business�things�to�do.

47
00:02:25,121 --> 00:02:27,924
Yeah,�same.�My�buds�are�waiting.

48
00:02:27,957 --> 00:02:31,093
Oh.�Hey,�I�almost
forgot�to�give�you�your�tape.

49
00:02:34,130 --> 00:02:37,400
It's�funny,�eh?�Tape,

50
00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:40,670
how�it�can,�uh,�stick
two�things�together.

51
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Like...�rez�dogs?

52
00:02:43,839 --> 00:02:47,343
Well,�I'd�invite�you
over�to�my�house,�but,�uh,

53
00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:49,145
Dad's�building�it�onto�his.

54
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Guess�who's�going
to�have�her�own�door?

55
00:02:51,247 --> 00:02:53,849
(clicking�tongue)
This�chick�right�here.

56
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You�could�come�to�my�place.

57
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I'd�like�that.

58
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See�you�later.

59
00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,526
Jo:�So,�what�do�you�think
about�your�new�high�school?

60
00:03:03,593 --> 00:03:06,028
I�don't�know,�Ma.

61
00:03:06,095 --> 00:03:09,699
This�place�is
a�pile�of�hot�trash.

62
00:03:09,765 --> 00:03:12,301
You�sure�this�is
gonna�be�ready�in�time?

63
00:03:12,335 --> 00:03:14,704
It's�got�some�good�bones�in�it.

64
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(thudding)

65
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(crashing)

66
00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:22,011
Chickadee:�Yeah,�broken�bones.

67
00:03:22,044 --> 00:03:25,114
It�just�needs
a�bit�of�elbow�grease.

68
00:03:25,147 --> 00:03:26,515
It�looks�uneven.

69
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Dean:�Ah,�chill,�bro.

70
00:03:28,451 --> 00:03:31,220
My�father�is
not�a�chill�guy,�Dean.

71
00:03:31,287 --> 00:03:34,056
Look,�I�haven't�told�anybody
this�before,�Dean,�but...

72
00:03:34,123 --> 00:03:36,959
well,�this�company�has�been
in�my�family�since�the�1600s.

73
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My�father�is�Sir�William
Northstore�IV,

74
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a�direct�descendant�of
Sir�William�Northstore,

75
00:03:42,565 --> 00:03:44,634
who�founded�the�company.

76
00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:47,803
And,�uh,
well,�as�you�can�imagine,

77
00:03:47,837 --> 00:03:51,574
my�family�has
a�difficult�history.

78
00:03:51,641 --> 00:03:54,710
Sir�William�I�came�to�this
continent�in�search�of�riches.

79
00:03:54,744 --> 00:03:58,180
Before�long,
he�built�an�empire�on�furs,

80
00:03:58,214 --> 00:04:01,684
but�he�didn't�share
any�of�that�with�your�ancestors.

81
00:04:01,717 --> 00:04:03,352
Dean:�Oh,�so�you�greased�us.

82
00:04:03,386 --> 00:04:05,187
Greg:�Yeah,�Dean.

83
00:04:05,221 --> 00:04:07,990
He�built�posts�all�over,�moving
your�people�out�of�the�way

84
00:04:08,024 --> 00:04:11,227
and�getting�richer
by�the�second.

85
00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:13,896
Whoa,�bro!

86
00:04:13,929 --> 00:04:16,499
We�have�way�more
in�common�than�you�think.

87
00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:20,169
-�How's�that?
-�We�both�think�your�dad�sucks.

88
00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:24,740
I�swear,�you�want�to�get
anything�done�around�here,

89
00:04:24,774 --> 00:04:26,275
you�got�to�do�it�yourself.

90
00:04:26,342 --> 00:04:28,110
Cousin�Leon:
Heard�you�could�use�a�hand.

91
00:04:28,177 --> 00:04:30,846
What�are�you�still�doing�here,

92
00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,248
you�greasy�dirtbag?

93
00:04:32,281 --> 00:04:34,383
Never�left.

94
00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:38,087
So,�you've�just�been�lurking
around,�like�some�kind�of�lurk?

95
00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,891
Come�on.�Let�me�help.
It's�my�way�to�apologize.

96
00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:48,564
You�wanna�help?
Grab�a�scrub�brush.

97
00:04:48,597 --> 00:04:51,200
Ma,�you�can't�be�serious.

98
00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,972
You�can�start�by�washing
all�the�weenuks�off�the�wall.

99
00:04:57,039 --> 00:04:59,041
No�problem.

100
00:05:00,209 --> 00:05:02,244
Yeesh!

101
00:05:02,278 --> 00:05:04,480
This�one�could
use�some�antibiotics.

102
00:05:09,618 --> 00:05:11,220
Ronny:�Ugh.�Is�this�vegetables?

103
00:05:11,253 --> 00:05:13,789
Uh,�it's�actually
called�parsley.

104
00:05:13,823 --> 00:05:15,458
French�people�do�it.

105
00:05:15,491 --> 00:05:17,326
Oh,�hard�pass.

106
00:05:17,393 --> 00:05:18,661
But,�uh,�it's�okay.

107
00:05:18,728 --> 00:05:20,563
I�bring�my�own
pepperettes�anyway.

108
00:05:20,596 --> 00:05:25,434
So,�I�was�thinking,�maybe�later,
we�could�go�for�a�walk.

109
00:05:25,468 --> 00:05:29,505
Fok!�Bit�my�fok'n�tongue!

110
00:05:29,572 --> 00:05:31,307
You�okay?

111
00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:34,944
Yeah,�it's�just
because�I�eat�real�fast.

112
00:05:34,977 --> 00:05:36,345
(phone�chiming)

113
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As�I�was�saying,

114
00:05:38,013 --> 00:05:42,518
maybe�later,
you�and�I�can�go�for�a�walk.

115
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Or�maybe�we�can
play�some�cribbage.

116
00:05:45,121 --> 00:05:47,423
Are�you�ignoring�me�right�now?

117
00:05:47,456 --> 00:05:48,991
No,�it's�just
my�buddies�want�me�to�come�by,

118
00:05:49,024 --> 00:05:50,359
so�we�can
ghost-ride�bikes�later.

119
00:05:50,426 --> 00:05:52,294
-�Oh,�yeah?
-�You�ever�do�that?

120
00:05:52,328 --> 00:05:54,330
It's�when
you�run�beside�your�bike,

121
00:05:54,363 --> 00:05:56,198
and�you�take�it�up�a�hill...

122
00:05:56,265 --> 00:05:58,534
(whispering:)
...you�push�it�down,

123
00:05:58,601 --> 00:06:00,469
and�you�watch�it�crash.

124
00:06:02,772 --> 00:06:06,642
I�mean,�that�sounds
cool,�if�that's...

125
00:06:06,675 --> 00:06:08,778
something�you're�into.

126
00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,348
Nah,�that's�fine.

127
00:06:12,381 --> 00:06:15,384
I'm�going�to�stay�here
and�we're�gonna�play...

128
00:06:15,451 --> 00:06:17,019
"crimmage".

129
00:06:18,554 --> 00:06:20,956
I'm�going�to�make�some�juice.

130
00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:23,459
Juice.

131
00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:25,561
Seems�a�little�crooked.

132
00:06:25,628 --> 00:06:27,530
I�checked�it�with�a�level.

133
00:06:27,563 --> 00:06:30,199
No�matter,�I�didn't
come�here�to�look�at�signs.

134
00:06:30,232 --> 00:06:33,235
I�came�here�to�talk�to�my�son.

135
00:06:33,302 --> 00:06:35,504
-�Alone.
-�Oh.

136
00:06:35,538 --> 00:06:38,007
Yes,�back�to�work.
Back�to�work,�everybody.

137
00:06:39,575 --> 00:06:40,976
Oh.

138
00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:44,013
You�there,�worker.
Had�a�long�journey,

139
00:06:44,046 --> 00:06:45,247
fetch�me�a�coffee.

140
00:06:45,314 --> 00:06:47,316
Worker?
(chuckling)

141
00:06:47,349 --> 00:06:49,084
You�got�the�wrong�bro,�bro.

142
00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:50,719
I�just�gave�you�a�direct�order.

143
00:06:50,753 --> 00:06:54,023
Look,�man.

144
00:06:54,056 --> 00:06:55,591
I�ain't�no�corporate�sell-out,

145
00:06:55,658 --> 00:06:57,593
button�down,�corn-fed,
buttoned--

146
00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,028
Okay,�Dean,�hey.

147
00:06:59,061 --> 00:07:01,397
Why�don't�you�go�cool�off?

148
00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:04,834
Okay,�man.

149
00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:08,938
I�will�cool�off.

150
00:07:09,004 --> 00:07:12,408
I�trust�you'll�burn�that
,as�per�North�Store�policy?

151
00:07:12,441 --> 00:07:13,742
Yes,�sir.

152
00:07:13,776 --> 00:07:18,013
Oh.�Those�are�our
number�one�seller.

153
00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:19,949
Gregory,�I'm�afraid

154
00:07:20,015 --> 00:07:23,619
you're�being
taken�advantage�of�here.

155
00:07:23,686 --> 00:07:26,889
You've�always
been�such�a...�pushover

156
00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:29,725
I�don't�know�about�that,
Dad.�I...

157
00:07:31,393 --> 00:07:32,862
Okay.

158
00:07:32,895 --> 00:07:35,130
Have�one�on�my�tab,�bro.

159
00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:37,466
Roger�(on�radio:)�Sorry,�Hilda.
I've�told�you�a�million�times,

160
00:07:37,533 --> 00:07:39,635
I�don't�know
where�to�get�a�hitman.

161
00:07:39,702 --> 00:07:41,136
What's�your
fascination�with�hitmen?

162
00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:43,405
Painted�over�every
weenuk�in�the�school,

163
00:07:43,439 --> 00:07:45,541
all�83�of�them.

164
00:07:45,574 --> 00:07:47,376
Hey,�thanks,�Leon.

165
00:07:47,409 --> 00:07:51,080
Roger: This one's for all of you
working away at the school.

166
00:07:51,113 --> 00:07:53,716
(twangy rock music
playing on radio)

167
00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:55,818
I love this one!

168
00:07:55,885 --> 00:07:57,086
Me too!

169
00:07:57,119 --> 00:07:58,554
Turn it up!

170
00:07:58,587 --> 00:08:01,090
(twangy rock music
playing on radio)

171
00:08:01,123 --> 00:08:02,825
This is too much.

172
00:08:02,892 --> 00:08:05,995
(twangy rock music
playing on radio)

173
00:08:06,061 --> 00:08:07,630
?

174
00:08:07,663 --> 00:08:08,931
Ho'leh.

175
00:08:08,964 --> 00:08:12,268
Nice dance moves.

176
00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:15,504
(woman singing in
Indigenous language)

177
00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:19,341
(woman singing in
Indigenous language)

178
00:08:19,408 --> 00:08:21,443
(both laughing)

179
00:08:22,978 --> 00:08:27,116
(woman singing in
Indigenous language)

180
00:08:27,149 --> 00:08:29,018
This Leon's not too bad.

181
00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:33,188
Told you, Cousin Leon's dead.

182
00:08:33,255 --> 00:08:36,759
All right,
let's�get�back�to�work.

183
00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,427
Hey,�do�you�wanna
pass�me�that�tape?

184
00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:40,996
(woman�singing�in
Indigenous�language)

185
00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:47,469
(chuckling)

186
00:08:47,503 --> 00:08:49,505
(woman�singing�in
Indigenous�language)

187
00:08:52,675 --> 00:08:55,277
(woman�singing�in
Indigenous�language)

188
00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,983
(woman�singing�in
Indigenous�language)

189
00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:04,320
(woman�singing�in
Indigenous�language)

190
00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:06,622
Do�you�just�see�the�future?

191
00:09:06,655 --> 00:09:09,992
Yeah.�You?

192
00:09:10,025 --> 00:09:11,293
Yeah.

193
00:09:13,395 --> 00:09:16,465
(woman�singing�in
Indigenous�language)

194
00:09:17,866 --> 00:09:20,569
(woman�singing�in
Indigenous�language)

195
00:09:29,878 --> 00:09:31,347
(wind�gusting)

196
00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:35,551
She�fuckin'�greased�me?

197
00:09:41,223 --> 00:09:42,891
(knocking)

198
00:09:42,925 --> 00:09:45,394
Hey,�Paul.

199
00:09:45,427 --> 00:09:46,929
I'm�sorry�I�greased�you.

200
00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:49,398
Here,�I,�uh...

201
00:09:49,431 --> 00:09:51,133
brought�you�something.

202
00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:55,871
Try�one.

203
00:09:55,904 --> 00:09:57,106
Pepperettes?

204
00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,974
Go�ahead,�help�yourself.

205
00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:01,377
(chuckling)

206
00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:03,979
How�can�I�make�it�up�to�you?

207
00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:05,481
You�want�to�come
ghost-ride�bikes�with�me?

208
00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:08,917
No.�I've�got�plans�with�my�mom.

209
00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:10,819
Oh,�moms�love�me,�bro.

210
00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:14,556
Okay.
So,�you�want�to�come�over?

211
00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:16,992
Yeah,�I�want�to�meet�your�moms.

212
00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:19,395
-�Really?
-�Yeah.

213
00:10:19,428 --> 00:10:20,996
Oh,�nut�shot!�Psych!

214
00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,168
Ow!

215
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,738
This�is�so�crazy,�hey?

216
00:10:29,772 --> 00:10:33,409
You,�me.

217
00:10:33,442 --> 00:10:35,744
It's�not�that�crazy.

218
00:10:35,778 --> 00:10:38,280
Well,�I�just�mean,�like,

219
00:10:38,313 --> 00:10:40,015
I'm�the�chief

220
00:10:40,082 --> 00:10:43,652
and�you...�are�Leon.

221
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,922
It's�not�that�crazy.

222
00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:50,526
You�want�some�more�ice�cream?

223
00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:53,529
Sure.

224
00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:58,300
Why'd�you�do�that?

225
00:11:01,003 --> 00:11:02,604
Do�what?

226
00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:04,506
Take�your�purse.

227
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:08,210
It�was�just�sitting�out
and�I�thought...

228
00:11:08,277 --> 00:11:10,145
I�want�to�freshen�up
and�my�makeup's�in�there.

229
00:11:10,179 --> 00:11:13,282
You�thought
I�was�going�to�rummage.

230
00:11:13,315 --> 00:11:16,285
No,�no.

231
00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:18,187
I�know�that�you've�changed.

232
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,822
Chickadee:�Ma,�you�home?�Ma...

233
00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:21,523
-�Hide!�Hide!
-�...why�is�the�door�locked?

234
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:24,059
You�weren't�at�the�school.
Still�a�shitload�of�work�to�do.

235
00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:30,032
I�was�just�on�my�way�over�there.

236
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,234
You're�acting�weird.

237
00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:35,404
Let's�go�get�some
snacks�on�the�way.

238
00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:38,640
You�don't�want�any�snacks?
Now,�that's�weird.

239
00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:40,676
Let's�go.

240
00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:48,383
(sobbing)
Who�wants�spaghetti?

241
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,552
Oh,�that's�you�crying.

242
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:53,188
Thought�Nelson
lost�his�mom�again.

243
00:11:53,222 --> 00:11:54,823
I'm�not�crying.

244
00:11:54,857 --> 00:11:58,060
There�just�must�be�onions
in�these�spaghetti�cans.

245
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,895
This�is�about
your�dad,�isn't�it?

246
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:03,932
He�makes�me�feel�so�small.

247
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:06,435
You�know�what�the�cure
is�for�feeling�small?

248
00:12:06,502 --> 00:12:07,770
It's�getting�big.

249
00:12:07,836 --> 00:12:09,671
And�you�know�who
famously�said�that?

250
00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:10,906
I�can't...

251
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,409
Me!�And�you�know
what�else�I�said?

252
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,512
I�said,�it's�time�for�you

253
00:12:16,545 --> 00:12:19,281
to�get�out�from�under
your�dad's�bullshit�and�quit.

254
00:12:19,348 --> 00:12:20,783
Dean,�I�can't�just�quit.

255
00:12:20,849 --> 00:12:22,417
If�you're�a�descendant
of�Sir�William,

256
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,753
then�you�are�bound�by
a�lifetime�contract.

257
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,789
It's�signed
right�out�of�the�womb.

258
00:12:26,855 --> 00:12:28,857
The�only�way�out
is�through�death.

259
00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:33,362
Or�firing,�but�I�haven't�figured
out�how�I�could�get�fired.�I...

260
00:12:33,395 --> 00:12:37,599
Greg,�you've�come
to�the�right�guy.

261
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,636
You�came�to�me.

262
00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:43,138
(sniffing)

263
00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:46,141
Oh,�that�smells�great,�Angus.

264
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:51,647
Agnes!�It's�Agnes.

265
00:12:51,713 --> 00:12:53,215
Oh,�well,�thank�you

266
00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:55,884
for�picking�the�parsleys
out�of�my�soup,�Agnes.

267
00:12:55,918 --> 00:12:58,120
No�problem,�Ronny.

268
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,622
-�So,�you�like�bikes,�Ronny?
-�Mm-hmm.�Mmm...

269
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,591
You�know,�if�you�eat
too�fast,�you�could...

270
00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,992
Fuck!

271
00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:08,764
Oww!�Every�fuckin'�time!

272
00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:10,265
(groaning)

273
00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:13,936
It's�like�watching
a�crow�eat�roadkill.

274
00:13:13,969 --> 00:13:16,572
Oh,�hey,�I�almost�forgot.
Yo,�Angus,�can�you�microwave

275
00:13:16,605 --> 00:13:18,273
some�of�these
pocket�rockets�please?

276
00:13:18,307 --> 00:13:20,275
But�just�for
a�little�bit,�not�too�long.

277
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,645
Sure�thing,�Ronny.

278
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,347
Ronny:�These�babies
taste�awesome�warmed�up.

279
00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:28,684
Agnes:�Heating�them�up!

280
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,519
You�know�I�call
the�pepperettes�my�babies,

281
00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:34,790
'cause�I'm�never,
ever�having�kids.

282
00:13:34,823 --> 00:13:36,091
(belching)

283
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,999
Leon,�can�we�talk?

284
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,034
Oh,�you�brought�your�purse.

285
00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:48,003
Aren't�you�worried
I�might�rummage?

286
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,206
Admit�it,�you've�done
some�shady�shit�in�the�past.

287
00:13:51,273 --> 00:13:53,876
But�cleaning�all�those
weenuks�meant�something.

288
00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:57,012
Those�weenuks
did�mean�something�to�me.

289
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,181
-�You're�full�of�moo.
-�I�am�not.

290
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,449
I�can�fok'n�smell�it�from�here.

291
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:03,185
Okay,�then!

292
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,020
Come�to�Rose's�wedding�with�me.

293
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,288
Like�a�date?

294
00:14:06,321 --> 00:14:08,624
Not�really.

295
00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:12,561
Come�with�me�as�a�person�who
just�happens�to�be�with�me,

296
00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:16,198
together�at�the�same�time
in�the�same�place.

297
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,367
Shit's�confusing.

298
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,702
Call�it�a�pre-date.

299
00:14:22,471 --> 00:14:23,906
Okay.

300
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,844
Ronny:�Mmm.

301
00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:32,214
Mmm...
Mm-mm-mm-mmm.

302
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,983
Mm-mm-mm-mmm.

303
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:36,251
Mmm...

304
00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:39,054
Mm-mm-mm-mmm.

305
00:14:41,223 --> 00:14:43,225
The�fuck?

306
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,963
You�ready�bro?

307
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,231
Yeah!

308
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,433
All�right,
it's�getting�fired�time.

309
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:52,768
-�Yeah!
-�Yeah!

310
00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:54,803
(screaming)

311
00:14:54,870 --> 00:15:03,445
?

312
00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:05,113
(growling)

313
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:08,617
(screaming)

314
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,886
Dean:�Whoo!

315
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,292
Come�with�me.�Now!

316
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,802
Excuse�us.

317
00:15:26,835 --> 00:15:28,303
-�Hey.
-�Hi.

318
00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:30,405
There's�something
I�want�you�to�have.

319
00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:32,240
What�is�it?

320
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,245
It's�beautiful.

321
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:38,680
Just�like�you.

322
00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:41,650
I�love�it.

323
00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:43,251
It�used�to�be�my�mom's.

324
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:46,188
She�told�me...

325
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:48,457
to�give�it�to�someone
special�someday.

326
00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:51,860
Oh,�that's�so�sweet.

327
00:15:51,927 --> 00:15:54,129
No�way!

328
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,131
They�have�those
little�sliders�I�love.

329
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,432
You�want�one?

330
00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:59,434
Uh,�yeah,�sure,�okay.

331
00:15:59,468 --> 00:16:02,371
Be�right�back.

332
00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:05,040
My�pin!

333
00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:07,376
Someone�stole�my�Bumblebee�pin!

334
00:16:07,442 --> 00:16:11,313
Ooh,�if�I�had�that�hitman,�none
of�this�would�have�happened!

335
00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:15,150
I�know�what�you're�trying�to�do.

336
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,618
Well�then,�do�it,�then,�fire�me.

337
00:16:16,651 --> 00:16:18,620
-�Gregory,�cut�it�out!
-�I�don't�want�this�job,

338
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:22,190
I�don't�want�this�name,�and�I
don't�want�you�in�my�life.

339
00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:23,525
You�know�what�I�want?

340
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,360
I�want�you�to�take�this�contract

341
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:28,130
and�shove�it�up
your�posting�hole.

342
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:30,132
And�by�that,

343
00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:33,135
I�think�he�means�your�asshole.

344
00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:35,170
Greg:�Dean...

345
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:39,808
What�exactly�are�you�going�to�do
without�my�help�and�my�money?

346
00:16:39,841 --> 00:16:41,810
We're�going�to
open�up�our�own�store.

347
00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:43,879
-�We�are?
-�Yeah,�man.

348
00:16:43,912 --> 00:16:45,414
Yeah,�man.

349
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:50,252
Then�this�makes
you�my�competitor,

350
00:16:50,318 --> 00:16:52,888
and�I�don't�play�nice.

351
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,194
Oh,�and�Gregory,�you're�fired.

352
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,233
Dean:�Yeah,�dude!

353
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,771
(gasping)

354
00:17:09,838 --> 00:17:12,107
My�boy...

355
00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:13,842
what�did�Ronny�do�to�you?

356
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,078
She...�hurt�me.

357
00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:17,913
Where?

358
00:17:18,947 --> 00:17:21,049
In�my�heart.

359
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,920
(speaking�Indigenous�language)
That�bad�woman�Ronny!

360
00:17:24,953 --> 00:17:28,590
(sobbing)

361
00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:34,963
Leon,�what�the�fuck?

362
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,599
What?�You�don't�like�your�pin?

363
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:41,136
(whispering:)�You�stole�it.

364
00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:44,739
I�didn't�steal�anything.
You�did.

365
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:48,643
Got�you.

366
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,246
See�you�around,
my�little�three�of�clubs.

367
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,953
Attention,�everyone.�We�are
gathered�here�today

368
00:17:57,986 --> 00:17:59,955
to�celebrate�the�union

369
00:17:59,988 --> 00:18:03,658
of�one�Rose�Sinclair
and�Stephen�Harper.

370
00:18:03,725 --> 00:18:07,562
And�also,�to�honour�Ed.

371
00:18:07,596 --> 00:18:09,764
It�was�his�wish�to�save�money

372
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:13,735
for�his�funeral�by�leeching
onto�another�ceremony.

373
00:18:13,768 --> 00:18:16,338
So,�we'll�be�doing
two�things�at�the�same�time.

374
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,741
Let's�begin.

375
00:18:19,774 --> 00:18:20,976
(bridal�march�playing)

376
00:18:21,009 --> 00:18:22,844
(exhaling�sharply)

377
00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:25,347
(bridal�march�playing)

378
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:35,257
?

379
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,096
Do�you�Rose,

380
00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:43,198
take�this�guy�to�be
your�forever�shack�up,

381
00:18:43,265 --> 00:18:45,834
to�love�him,
comfort�him,

382
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,470
to�be�his�rock�and�his�roll,

383
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,006
through�good�times�and�bad,

384
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:53,208
for�as�long�as�you're
both�kicking�around?

385
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,676
I�do.

386
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,786
Do�you,�Stephen�Harper,
take�this--

387
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:06,354
Yes,�I�do!

388
00:19:06,388 --> 00:19:07,856
Paul...

389
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:26,408
Ed�was�a�moocher�in�life...

390
00:19:26,474 --> 00:19:27,742
(mournful�organ�playing)

391
00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:31,813
...and�also�a�moocher�in�death.

392
00:19:31,846 --> 00:19:35,383
Nobody�really�knew�him,�but
we're�going�to�miss�him�dearly,

393
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,820
like�all�the�things
that�he�"borrowed".

394
00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:44,826
Now,�before�I�declare
these�two�married,

395
00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:47,529
does�anyone�object?

396
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:51,566
Speak�now
or�forever�shut�your�trap.

397
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,770
Then,�Rose�and�Stephen�Harper,
I�declare�you--

398
00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:58,707
I�have�an�objection.

399
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:02,177
(guests�gasping,�chattering)

400
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:05,947
Stephen�Harper,
you�are�a�beautiful�man.

401
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:07,782
You're�perfect.

402
00:20:07,849 --> 00:20:12,454
But�that's�the�problem,
I�don't�need�perfect.

403
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,356
Paul,

404
00:20:14,389 --> 00:20:16,057
you�and�I�are�so�different,

405
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,892
but,�somehow,�we�fit.

406
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,562
You're�the�butter�to�my�bannock.

407
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:24,065
You're--�you're�the�water
to�my�juice.

408
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,201
You're�the�cut-up�wieners
to�my�mac�and�cheese.

409
00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:28,370
Babe...

410
00:20:28,403 --> 00:20:30,739
we�complete�each�other.

411
00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:33,575
I�love�you!

412
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,976
I�love�you.

413
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,885
(Agnes�chuckling)

414
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,155
Agnes:�Oh!

415
00:20:49,157 --> 00:20:52,093
Well...�Ed's�still�dead.

416
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,962
(mournful�organ�playing)

417
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:57,432
So,�let's�bow�our�heads
for�a�moment�of�silence.

418
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,005
Roger:�To�quote�the�great
warrior�Chief�Sitting�Bull,

419
00:21:04,039 --> 00:21:06,975
"That�was�one�weird
fuckin'�summer."

420
00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,044
Dean�and�Greg
are�opening�a�co-op.

421
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,312
Chickadee�and�the�teens

422
00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:11,680
are�gonna�stick
around�for�high�school.

423
00:21:11,713 --> 00:21:13,815
Who�knows?

424
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:16,951
Paul�could�even�get�his�diploma.

425
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:20,522
Speaking�of�Paul,�guess�he
and�Rose�are�back�together.

426
00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:23,058
But�for�how�long?

427
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:25,126
As�we�ponder
this�great�question,

428
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,195
here's�Charlie�Chochoet

429
00:21:27,228 --> 00:21:30,732
and�the�Runner-Awayers
with�"Gone�For�Good�Again".

430
00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:32,000
(country�music�playing)

431
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:35,236
?�You�look�so�lovely�?

432
00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:37,806
?�Is�this�all�a�dream?�?

433
00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:43,211
?�Gonna�make�a�vow�?

434
00:21:43,244 --> 00:21:47,415
?�To�the�Lord�above�?

435
00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:51,319
?�I�promise�you�?

436
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:55,423
?�I'll�give�you�all�my�love�?

437
00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:58,393
?�Girl,�you're�so...�?

438
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:02,993
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